Letter to Senior Self

First of all, I hope you’ve learned t0 do this on not the last day. I hope you haven’t changed your major too many times. I hope you haven’t become addicted to a high purity grade of Mexican black tar heroine. You had better have learned to be more financially stable. Keep working on that novel. Your minor will back you up until you can get your career on your feet, but better off to hit the ground running. Learn all that you can, do your best, and don’t forget to always get good toilet paper, its a line you don’t cross man.